Following the drama on the runway, we were subject to even more drama in the Interior Illusions Lounge during Untucked.
The girls were sent to the Gold Bar to find guest judge Kelly Osbourne waiting for them (Is her tiara made of bullets?…ok good) to ask some questions and get the girls going. Aside from being totally lesBIONIC and asking the girls who among each other they’d go for, Kelly asked the queens who the biggest bitch was. Perhaps we should reconsider Latrice’s B.I.T.C.H. acronym (Being In Total Control of Herself).
[photo source: FBQ Blog]
Not one to lie, Latrice confirms what we all know, that Phi Phi is the bitch of the bunch and everyone hates her and that she won’t have a single fan when this show is over….OK we got a little carried away, she didn’t say all that, but she called out Queefy none the less. Phi Phi countered by saying she isn’t a “bitch” she’s just “honest” and “real”. Call it whatever you want Queefy, no one LIKES YOU!
Then the real padrama party of this Untucked went down when the girls were invited to open their big pink box to find a note from the already-eliminated stank face, Kenya Michaels. Now, we didn’t have a big problem with Kenya Michaels before now, but it’s just never cute when 5 year olds throw tantrums, even in letters. Kenya complimented Phi Phi, saying that they’ll be best friends for life and reminding her to remember the makeup tips she taught. You know, since her makeup is better than all the other queens, which is why she’s still around and Chad, Sharon, Latrice, and Willam have been kicked off already…
After complimenting stank face number 1, Kenya proceeds to throw shade at all of the girls. We don’t know about you but we felt personally attacked by her letter. She called out Jigglypuff, saying she should have gone home week 1 and that this isn’t a drag school, then told Sharon that if her “girl” look were as good as her “spooky” look she’d win the whole competition. Sharon continued to be unpressed. Willam was called out for having a man face, and while we don’t disagree with this, at least Willam has a grownup sized body. Finally, Kenya insulted Dida’s (adorable) teddy bear dress from last week, saying she’d better burn it after this competition, after previously complimenting and calling it cute. We understand that you have a language barrier Kenya, but there are just some things that you’d better have the balls (or in your case, ovaries) to say to the other queens’ faces. Feel free to remain eliminated.